Show Us Your Tan Lines
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2024
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Originally Aired July 11, 2024: Ideas for newly single people. Strippers really do love you. Everything you want to know about Blow-zo the clown!
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:18.6 | The 93X Half-ass morning show. |
| 0:22.3 | 90. 3. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-third. |
| 0:24.0 | Earth. |
| 0:25.0 | Tell you, do you know what day it is? |
| 0:27.0 | It's Thursday. |
| 0:28.0 | Not even the weekend. |
| 0:29.0 | Tomorrow's Friday. |
| 0:30.0 | There was a time about 15 years ago you could just push somebody into a pool and then you become the |
| 0:33.9 | king of said pool party you are the best because it's hilarious you know why because |
| 0:38.1 | he's wet and he didn't want to be can't do that today you do to someone today |
| 0:42.4 | and you ruin their life for a few weeks. |
| 0:45.0 | They go, oh man, my iPhone, all my contacts are gone. My iPod, there go my songs. |
| 0:50.0 | 15 years ago, you push somebody in a pool and they go oh my LA lights stop |
| 0:54.6 | blinking I almost got into a fight at my pool the other day it is the silliest thing in the |
| 0:58.6 | entire world this guy got all aggressive on me because he was doing lap swimming and I was doing |
| 1:03.2 | cannonballs in his length he was like you want to go splash splash splash splash and I was like |
| 1:06.7 | pack of lunch splash splash splash she's like I already did splash splash and then I said the |
| 1:11.5 | funniest thing that I think I ever said in my life. I go swim away dude |
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