Armored Balls
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2024
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired July 12, 2024: Dad Fights 167: Retired Jerseys Edition. Pimp your mom's ride...penis modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about naked heroes.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:18.6 | The 93X Half-ass Morning Show. |
| 0:22.4 | 93. X- fast morning show. Ninety-third. |
| 0:25.0 | What's the day? |
| 0:27.0 | It's Friday. |
| 0:28.0 | Yay! |
| 0:29.0 | Surraged it? |
| 0:30.0 | We're sleeping together one night while we're doing it. I lost my erection. It's a terrible moment. |
| 0:34.4 | You know what I mean? It just slides out. Like a drunk being asked to leave the bar. |
| 0:38.1 | And he's like, I'll be back and everyone's like, I don't know, dude. And she she was like is it me and I was like yeah it's not your |
| 0:46.9 | fault you're very attractive it's just we've done this a lot you ever tried to explain |
| 0:50.6 | the situation you make it 10 times worse I was like |
| 0:53.4 | the penis is like a guard dog for a stranger it's going to go crazy but with |
| 0:59.3 | familiarity it will soften and she got angry |
| 1:03.0 | start screaming and cursing at me and then I got hurt again. |
| 1:06.0 | How about sex robots? |
| 1:07.0 | What do you think you do it? |
| 1:08.0 | No, just me? |
| 1:09.0 | All right. |
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