Armored Balls

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 12, 2024: Dad Fights 167: Retired Jerseys Edition. Pimp your mom's ride...penis modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about naked heroes.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. X- fast morning show. Ninety-third.
0:25.0	What's the day?
0:27.0	It's Friday.
0:28.0	Yay!
0:29.0	Surraged it?
0:30.0	We're sleeping together one night while we're doing it. I lost my erection. It's a terrible moment.
0:34.4	You know what I mean? It just slides out. Like a drunk being asked to leave the bar.
0:38.1	And he's like, I'll be back and everyone's like, I don't know, dude. And she she was like is it me and I was like yeah it's not your
0:46.9	fault you're very attractive it's just we've done this a lot you ever tried to explain
0:50.6	the situation you make it 10 times worse I was like
0:53.4	the penis is like a guard dog for a stranger it's going to go crazy but with
0:59.3	familiarity it will soften and she got angry
1:03.0	start screaming and cursing at me and then I got hurt again.
1:06.0	How about sex robots?
1:07.0	What do you think you do it?
1:08.0	No, just me?
1:09.0	All right.
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