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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 10, 2024: The London tree humper. Doggie dinger. Everything you've ever wanted to know about poop pop.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.9	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.3	93. 3. Half-ass Morning Show. Ninety-N-33.
0:25.0	Hello, cool kitty.
0:27.0	Yeah, are you cool, cats and kittens?
0:29.0	It's National Kitten Day.
0:30.0	But I'm allergic to cats.
0:32.0	Well, today's not your day.
0:34.0	I figured anyone living alone with 73 cats needs to have a double XL mini mouse sweatshirt.
0:39.0	Thank you so much.
0:40.0	This won't fit at all.
0:41.0	It's perfect.
0:42.0	Haven't seen you at the clam?
0:43.0	Well, I've been pretty busy.
0:44.0	So can I get you something to drink?
0:45.0	What do you got?
0:46.0	Well, I've got water with cat hair in it.
0:48.0	Anything else?
0:49.0	I've got lemonade with cat hair in it.
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