Should You DM the Girlfriend If You’re the Other Woman?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Jordana and Jared kick things off discussing their night before at a fun client dinner that somehow turns into a lesson about the one airplane seat that always survives a crash (allegedly, 11A)! From there, they get into travel drama, including middle seat horror stories, whether couples who book the aisle and window are selfish, and how being nice to a gate agent can score you a surprise upgrade! Then it’s into listener emails: a petty or prudent about DMing a secret girlfriend after a Tinder hookup, and an honest breakdown of why one guy keeps striking out on first dates. They unpack dating fatigue, transactional energy, and the subtle signs you need to pay attention to to delete the apps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:06.4	And I am Jared Fried. How you feeling on a Friday?
0:12.5	I had two drinks last. I had two apparel spritzes. And apparel spruits are almost like,
0:17.0	I feel like not even real drinks. They feel like a half a drink.
0:20.6	So like it's, it's almost like I would compare the apparel.
0:24.5	I would say the apparel spritz flavor wise is like the adult Shirley Temple.
0:29.5	Yeah.
0:30.6	Like it's not, it's not sweet like a Shirley Temple, but it has all the elements of
0:35.6	Shirley Temple.
0:36.9	Some would say the adult Shirley Temple is an adult is a vodka and a Shirley Temple, but it has all the elements of Shirley Temple. Some would say the adult Shirley
0:38.9	Temple is a vodka and a Shirley Temple. Dirty Shirley, as they call it these days. Yes. Yeah,
0:45.6	which Dirty Shirley, great name. I would, if my name were Shirley, I'd go by Dirty Shirley.
0:52.3	That would be great. If you were a woman, a certain kind of woman, for sure.
0:56.6	Yeah.
0:56.9	So I had two apparel sprits.
0:58.2	And I wasn't even like remotely anywhere near drunk, but I fell asleep and then I woke.
1:04.1	To you, I don't know.
1:05.2	I was, I was having some chit chats.
1:07.1	No, I'm kidding.
1:07.8	You were great.
1:09.6	Yeah.
1:10.7	I guess I see, you know, how drunk you are.
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