Ryan Seacrest’s Dating Red Flags Make No Sense

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Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Comedy

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Ryan Seacrest’s “dating red flags” get J&J talking and how out-of-touch celebrity dating advice can be - waving at people should not be a red flag, Ryan! Jared and Jordana unpack a frustrating Hinge situation where a guy pulls back after 6 dates and claims he wants to “be friends first,” and why that’s usually just a soft exit, not a strategy. They then get into a hyper-specific first date debate: is it rude if your date doesn’t tell you where they are inside the bar, or just normal app behavior? Lastly, they discuss engagement timelines and what the “right” window is between ring shopping and getting down on one knee, and whether waiting too long is a red flag or just life happening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How's Ron?
0:01.1	He's, you know.
0:01.9	Oh, man.
0:02.8	Ron's on his way out.
0:04.0	No, he's not.
0:05.1	No.
0:05.7	You can feel it.
0:06.2	He's not.
0:06.8	What are you?
0:07.1	The Redditors?
0:07.9	I am the Redditors.
0:18.2	Give it a Ron. What? No. Find this guy home in the country. I would never. I like, I'm obsessed with Ron even though. I'm a very love-hate relationship with him right now.
0:19.8	We're figuring it out.
0:20.2	Yes.
0:21.7	It's a little toxic.
0:39.0	When he's sweet, he's very sweet. I forgive him. Right. When he's bad, he's very bad. He's replaced toxic relationships. Yes, I have a toxic relationship with my dog. But he is obsessed with me. So, you know, that's why I stay. Hello and welcome back to the U.S. podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried.
0:45.7	How are you, Jordana? What's going on? Good to see you. I am good. I'm gearing up for my
0:52.1	trip with, I don't want to call it a vacay because I'm seeing my mom.
0:57.5	But a work trip. Yes. A trip to Florida. You're coming to Florida. Yeah, going to Florida.
1:04.7	And you're bringing the babies. And I'm bringing my kids. Yeah. So it doesn't feel like I'm like on my way to like kicking off my boots and having a relaxing time.
1:12.9	But it is it is a trip that I was excited to plan.
1:16.8	Well, I don't I don't like, we get into weather maybe too much on this show sometimes.
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