He Matched With Me… And My Brother! A Dating App Nightmare

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Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

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🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jordana and Jared are back in the studio and immediately spiraling about NYC heat, aging, and why early flights now require a full recovery day! They debate whether a man in his late 30s sleeping in a twin bed is an instant ick and why his mom might be the bigger red flag. Then, a listener asks if it’s okay to date while still living with an ex, and whether that situation might signal you’re not ready for something serious. Plus, red flag or dealbreaker gets wild: matching with your brother on a dating app, a $500 first date that feels too pricey, and whether a lisp is enough to end things. Jared has some thoughts about this speech pathologist! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Let's do it.
0:01.4	Flying in and doing this day of...
0:03.8	Tough.
0:04.6	Flights take me out now.
0:06.1	You're old.
0:08.0	What a way to find out.
0:13.1	Hello and welcome back to the UF podcast.
0:15.4	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:16.5	And I am Jared Fried.
0:19.0	It is so good to be in studio with you, Jordana. How are you today?
0:24.6	I'm great. I'm sweaty. It couldn't New York, it just couldn't go, it couldn't be like 72. It had to be, it had to go from 55 to 87.
0:33.1	I don't, you're right. Listen, I've been in a bad mood since I got here and I think it's because of the,
0:38.1	the heat here.
0:39.0	So, fucking hot.
0:39.9	But it's worse than Florida. Like, I, I don't want. Well, the city is very, it like retains the heat. Yes. It's muggy and it's like annoying and you have all your stuff on your back. Like, I'm just saying, like, when I, there are these subtle differences that go a long way.
0:55.7	Florida, everywhere you go, AC, blaring.
0:58.2	Go. have all your stuff on your back. Like, I'm just saying, like, when I, there are these subtle differences that go a long way. Florida, everywhere you go, AC, blaring, going. You know, we're just crushing the ozone. Rightfully so, it's our right. The opposite of Europe. The opposite. And you walk in, you, everything's made built for. Heat, yeah. Manhattan seems to be built for nothing.
1:27.5	It's horrible. It's annoying in the winter. It's annoying in the summer. It's built for the fall. There's 10 good weather days in New York City. Yes. Well, we missed them. That's what I'm saying. It's 87 now. Yeah, gone. It's over. Because I got here, I was annoyed. I was waiting for the Uber at the airport. I was annoyed.
1:28.5	I was like, I don't know. I was like, why am I in a bad mood? Because it's so hot. And I'm like, but I am of the heat. You should be know, you should know how to handle this. Right, at this point, I don't know. I immediate bad mood. I had an issue with the Uber,
1:44.2	but it's great to be here.
1:45.3	It's good to be in New York.
1:46.3	It's going to be with you.
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