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She Might Dump Her Boyfriend Over His TEETH!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Is she an A-Hole? She's considering breaking up with her boyfriend because she can't get past his teeth!  

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0:00.0

the birch show. You guys ever like break up with somebody over a really superficial reason.

0:07.0

Like they checked a lot of the boxes, but they're just with something you couldn't get past

0:12.0

that was superficial. You're like, I just can't do it.

0:14.0

Yeah, I know it's really dumb, but I was talking to a guy for like a hot second. Like it wasn't

0:18.7

just like a couple of Tinder messages back and forth. And so once we met up, we were

0:23.6

at some bar and the moment he opened his mouth to talk, his voice was like nails on a

0:30.9

shop board. It was like, hi, I just literally looked at him and I felt so bad. So I'm

0:38.9

there. A couple of drinks and me. So don't blame me. This was not a sober decision. I just

0:42.5

ran the other way.

0:43.5

Oh, the live ghost. The live ghost was. Can it really be a ghost if I just kind of was like,

0:49.5

you know, a swipe left real life. So you didn't say anything. You just turned and walked away.

0:54.6

I just said nice to meet you. And then I ran to the bar. I was like, my friends are over there.

0:57.7

And then I was like, and this is a guy you specifically went to the bar to meet. Yeah.

1:01.6

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I mean, I work in radio like voices are kind of a big thing.

1:06.3

I like to think I have a very nice voice and we can't be on, we can't be unevenly matched.

1:11.8

Damn, it was that bad. His voice. It was really like I couldn't, I just could not picture

1:16.3

like this man like being up in my ear at some point and just being like.

1:19.3

Keep that just so bad. The first word out of your mouth is hello. And it's so bad. She's like,

1:24.2

this is not going to work. It was horrible. It was not sexy. It wasn't nice to meet him.

1:31.3

No, no, no, no. Oh, man. Here is Phoebe who is wondering if she's the A hole right here.

1:38.6

She's on the voice, the sky's there. Very superficial reason why she just can't see this dude anymore.

1:43.8

Hey, Phoebe.

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