The Bert Show.

They had their house broken into and the person that broken into the house certainly left a nice old gift for him.

I went on a roller coaster of emotions upon hearing the story from my friend that involves a

prowler who ended up dropping a deuce in the family's home. So hear me out

when I tell the tale of this prowler that is just wreaking havoc on their neighborhood.

So my friend and I are driving to the mountains with our kiddos.

They're in the backseat watching Boss Baby, completely in their their own world and I ask her about

this update of how she bought down the street from hers. Her mom is going to live

here half the year right so they found a house, walking distance from theirs, it's perfect.

So Noni is going to be like in this house, but this house needed some renovations and some

love. So it's been vacant for a while as my friend is renovating it right and so of course I'm

asking like hey so how's the house going when's not only gonna be you know when's

when's not only gonna be here and she's like, have I told you about the prowler? And I was like, obviously no.

So there is a man that has taken it upon himself to kind of hold up at these vacant houses in their neighborhood.

There's another house down the street that's being worked on as well.

So any time a day, it's non-specific, he shows up and he just kind of makes the backyard and the porch

his home so obviously this is an unhouse person that's just utilizing vacant houses and making them his own property.

They have cameras.

He moves the cameras.

They have called the police.

Obviously, since he's not doing anything life-threatening, it takes a couple hours for the police to arrive.

By that time he's gone.

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