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The Bert Show

She Doesn't Want To Shave Her Hairy Pits!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bert Show. So our hairy armpits really that big of an offense that you would break up with somebody over them.

0:07.4

That's the issue Kate is dealing with right now. Hey Kate, thanks so much for joining the Bert show.

0:16.5

Hey guys, All right, so detail what's going on with this new guy you're dating and the fact that he is very much against

0:21.5

your hairy armpets.

0:24.0

So, I'm dating the most amazing man.

0:27.0

He checks every single one of my boxes.

0:29.0

And he goes for a couple of months.

0:32.0

And honestly, we really hit it off but there is just like one

0:38.7

thing about me he absolutely cannot stand and I don't know if I'm willing to change it for me. I'm just not sure.

0:47.0

Right and what is that thing? So you know I'm a natural girly, right?

0:53.6

I'm really all about the natural products

0:57.1

that try to only use natural products,

0:59.4

I'm all about being organic,

1:00.8

and I embraced a vegan lifestyle a couple of years ago and you know my guy is really

1:06.4

cool with all that but he is not cool with my armpics and the fact that there's hair under

1:12.2

there like how older we you know it's

1:15.2

summer and it's bleeding hot so of course you know I've been wearing some paint tops and

1:19.0

we took the pool once a couple of times and obviously like I said I have unpit here and I'm not trying to hide it and I'm also not trying to sell it off at the same time it's just it is what it is.

1:30.0

So the other night he flat out told me like listen I really really like you but

1:35.8

this whole armpay hair thing is really throwing me I'm not sure if I can get

1:40.2

past it would you be willing to shave? Hmm.

1:44.0

First of all, even though I was really, really like pissed, upset.

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