How Did You Win The Genetic Lottery?

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 8 August 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Do mosquitos avoid you? Still have a healthy head of hair? Never needed braces? We wanna hear how YOU hit the genetic lottery!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	Show.
0:02.0	All right, so if you ever have a dilemma or an issue that you need advice with, please hit us up at the Bert Show.com.
0:08.0	A dude has hit us up.
0:09.9	She told him she's pregnant, but he had a vasectomy and she doesn't know he had a vasectomy
0:16.4	so is the baby his or not? This is so juicy and so dramatic.
0:23.5	Are we about to turn into the Mori Povets show?
0:25.7	We 100% are.
0:28.1	All right, get your Manila envelopes ready
0:30.1	so we can figure this out.
0:31.0	My favorite part.
0:31.8	Hey Bert show, I'm in a cold sweat and in a panic over here. I need some serious help and fast. I know you guys get some crazy stories, but I'm not sure anyone has ever been in my exact predicament.
0:43.3	Regardless, I need advice, ASAP.
0:46.2	Imagine my surprise when the girl I've been dating for a whopping three months
0:50.3	tells me she's pregnant.
0:52.4	Oh, that's not the surprise.
0:54.0	The surprise is, I had a vasectomy years ago,
0:58.0	which she doesn't know about.
1:01.0	Wow.
1:02.0	I had planned on telling her if when... does it know about? Wow.
1:02.8	I had planned on telling her if when we got more serious.
1:06.6	We aren't even using labels right now,
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