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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is triggered by a woman named Margret who wouldn't let her have her hometown sportz moment in peace. Her husband doesnt know what a thermometer is and she was shaken like Italian dressing at the Braves game and is really raging on memories from the past.

She hits the hotline and clearly y'all were goin through some shit this weekend too.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.5	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast.
0:22.2	I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you? I really don't have much of a voice. I apologize,
0:27.2	but as always the podcast still goes. So bear with me today. I've had hot tea,
0:33.6	plenty of juice by juice. I mean water with bunch of those noon, none tablets, noon tablets.
0:40.4	I don't know. They don't sponsor the podcast, but they should because I love that shit.
0:44.6	I'm a little under the weather. So I apologize, but we're going to get into it. We're going to
0:47.6	get all just bear with me. I get to keep hydrating. Fuck. This is what it's like. This is what it's
0:53.2	like when you have suffered from a horse for horse for horse for horse for sure and carry life.
0:59.8	A horse voice your entire life. Why are you horse Heather? Well, I've got a multitude of illnesses
1:05.6	from my husband from going to the brave game and a little bit under the weather, but it's okay.
1:10.8	We're going to rally through no covids. Thank God, but something else has gone around.
1:15.5	I've also been on a three-week antibiotics to try and kick a chronic sinus infection from this
1:19.8	new ENTMC in this gal lover shout out to Dr. Barrow. I'll tell you what the post nasal drips real.
1:26.8	It's almost like if you have chronic post nasal drip and then it just hits your acid reflux
1:30.9	and then your acid reflux and your post nasal drip meat and you just constantly feel like you have
1:35.5	one of those job breakers stuck in the back of your throat. That's where I'm at. Anywho,
1:39.4	this is going to be a struggle today, but we're going to get through a lot of fun things to talk
1:42.5	about. We're going to get to the boy's nails here in just a bit. As always, you can call into the
1:46.2	hotline 800-213-7503. I'm a little horse because I went to the World Series last night and I know
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