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Absolutely Not

Robin's Safe Place

Absolutely Not

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Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother, Judge Judy, to discuss her toddler-like behavior on the road this weekend. She showed up ready to party and inevitably steal the show. They discuss Robin's old blind-dates, a chocolate factory and how men never change, for example getting boners on the dance floor! So much family fun and more!

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:06.6

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:17.6

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:22.3

I'm your host Heather McMahon. Thanks for being here.

0:24.9

I had a wonderful weekend in Durham and Richmond. I had such a blast. Wow, what great shows.

0:31.9

Durham, you really showed out. That's the biggest show I've ever played. It was totally

0:36.0

overwhelming. We were at this gorgeous theater called D-Pack Durham Performing Arts Center.

0:41.6

Right next to the jail, shit was unlocked down. It felt good. I could feel the energy from the people

0:47.6

who got DUIs the night before. I could feel it. I went out and I did it for them. It's been so

0:52.0

amazing to see all these cities across America. I feel so blessed. You know, there's been so much

0:58.4

just cool joyful shit that's happened in the last week and my nerves are excited. I'm so pumped

1:03.7

to come do these three sold out shows in New York to then go to Boston and take Boston Rob and with me

1:08.7

and just since the NADD is coming up and then we got two shows back to back in Minneapolis.

1:14.5

Listen, I need my prayer warriors on this. I'm dead as serious. I need you praying for strength,

1:18.9

for health. I got a lot riding on the line and I want to give you guys bang in, just knock them

1:23.7

out of the park shows and I really need you to ask to pray for me. My legs are aching. I don't know

1:29.6

what medically is going on. My legs hurt. And then when people come to the show, they go,

1:34.1

how do you run across the stage all night? You're dancing. This is a full Shakira Samba moment.

1:41.2

My legs have been killing me and it almost feels like a growing pain. You know, you're 12 and you're

1:45.9

at camp. You need to wake up in the middle of the night to that kind of dull shooting but also

1:51.5

numb pain, sharp, but dull and numb at the same time. That's what I'm getting. Malivating the feet,

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