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🗓️ 27 October 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Heather is fresh off her weekend in Ohio where she had a genital injury but things are turning around now that she is reunited with her BFF, Raymond Padilla. He’s a pillar of every community but also a full liability. They discuss “tying one on” and squirting through life.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
0:06.7 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
0:17.7 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
0:22.3 | I'm your host Heather McMahon thanks for being here. |
0:24.8 | I'm in a great studio in New York. I decided to pop over and do a little wellness check on my best friend Ray. |
0:30.9 | Number one thing y'all request is Heather. Is he okay? Well the verdict is no but I'll let him speak |
0:36.4 | for himself in a minute. He's on his way to the studio now. Just want to give you a little update. |
0:40.5 | What's going on? What's happening? I had a beautiful weekend of shows in Ohio. God bless the Midwest, |
0:46.7 | you know, Columbus. Let me tell you what happened. Great show. I had so much fun that I went to Cleveland |
0:52.4 | such a blast. I just can't even describe how much fun I had this weekend. I did ask. I requested |
0:59.1 | at the Ohio show in Columbus. I said, hey, Ohio State's closed by, you know. I try and learn things |
1:04.2 | about the places I go asked people to bring buckais to the shows. I opened the show. I asked, |
1:10.8 | what's a buck guy? Next thing you know within, I don't know, 10 split seconds. I had someone throw |
1:17.8 | a pack of buckais one whiz by my head and the next one impaled me in the pussy. So wow, |
1:24.2 | yeah, that was wild. Hey, welcome. Welcome to Ohio. What is a buck guy you might ask? Well, |
1:29.5 | it's a nut. I found out it's a nut. That is, I guess, indigenous is local to an Ohio tree. |
1:37.2 | Similar to a hazelnut, maybe a Brazilian nut, but it's the mascot of Ohio State. But what I was |
1:42.4 | asking for was the buck eye, the actual candy, which is a hard fudge outside a shell, if you will, |
1:50.0 | stuff with delicious peanut butter, very fudgy, like very decadent. You have two buckais and |
1:55.1 | you're fully in a diabetic coma. So I just didn't expect it like, you know, when you're like, |
1:59.8 | it's kind of a rhetorical question like, what's a buck guy? Everybody goes, it's a nut. And then |
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