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Hello everyone! Welcome to my pride and joy, the Bitch Bible podcast. You know,

I'm gonna just lift veil. I'm gonna break the fourth wall here.

It's a gorgeous Tuesday. I just released my newest episode, which would now be last week's episode.

And I gotta tell you, not my best work. I picked up a phone call. I'm a one-take wonder.

My best friend was calling me and I thought, ah, what a beautiful pop-in.

And yes, the sound quality was an amazing and I deeply, deeply apologize, but sometimes a girl just

lets it roll. Cut to me getting a series of very disgruntled emails, not emails DMs. Sorry, I'm 86

years old. A people being like, wow, Jackie, it seems like you didn't really, you weren't enjoying

yourself this week. Like, I do better. Do better. You do better. You high, you, it's you're the problem,

it's you. That's my, that is my anti-hero remix. Because you know who's the anti-hero? You, Jenna,

sliding into my DMs telling me I don't seem fucking into it. Let's just run it back. Because I like a

metaphorical manila folder, not that into it. Let's talk hard-cold Jackie Shimmel facts. Hi,

me, it's the problem I'm me. What, I gotta get these lyrics straight. If I'm gonna reference some,

here's a fact for you, dumb fuck. I'm sorry, that was rude. I call everyone I love dumb fuck. So don't

take it personally. This is just, this is a vague sentiment towards a small group of people that

really piss me the fuck off today. Not only do I love this podcast more than anything in the entire

fucking world so much so that I think we're, I'm not great with math, but I think we're over,

it's like eight and a half years of this podcast because there was a point in time. I started

recording, but then we didn't launch. So it's around eight and a half years. In eight and a half

years, I want to be very transparent. The first three, I didn't make a dime. In fact, I lost money.

Let's say two and a half. I had a car repossessed when I started this podcast and I would Uber,

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