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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bitch Bible Podcast. I'm Jackie Shimmel. You know,

just when you think you're on the brink of being fully ostracized by society for making fun of an

amputee, you little fuckers just put a gold star on my forehead and keep enabling me. And here we

are another week. So thank you. I would like to apologize to the limb different community for

last week's episode. But also you're welcome. It is a sexy 607 AM. It is still dark out. I will be

headed to an Anaheim Slabyard in the next hour just to rise and grind and bleed myself dry.

Remember when I said about three weeks ago that I wasn't going to do anything to the interior of my

house and just live and settle for six months? Yeah, that was cute. We're not doing that. You know,

I could be hit by a bus. I could be attacked by a pack of coyotes, which by the way, you know,

that little huddle of sticks that Andrew left us. She's golfing in Hawaii with her bros right now.

I'm headed to fucking Anaheim and that little bitch is on a bros trip golfing on the coast of

Hawaii. I will fucking wreck this dude. Like how in the world? What the fuck and all I am doing

is staring out to the abyss of sticks that she left me. I went to a Laker game yesterday.

I got to tell you something. I wasn't paying much attention to the game. I had a fish taco. I had

a cinnamon wetzel pretzels. I had a beer. I had what else to have. I think that was it. Oh,

and some peanuts. And I was really into it for the first half. You don't know this about me, but I

was kicked out of my youth basketball league because I had excess fouls and they called me

Jackie Rodman Shimmel. Not great sportsmanship, but a hearted gold. And I would just I'd score in

any fucking basket. I didn't care. My dad was the coach and you know, typically

dads put their kids in, you know, all those douchey like youth basketball,

dad coaches that are like Abigail front center. Don't fuck this up. You're not gonna eat

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