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Ah, hello ladies and gentlemen, she's done it again.

She believed she could and she fucked it up.

So I released an episode earlier this week that I had pre-recorded like a month and a half ago,

just because I had a lot of shit going on this week.

You know, she's wheeling, she's dealing, she's driving to Anaheim in 13 minutes.

All of the things, she's going to Harry's house on Friday.

I'm trying to get like my nipples right and tight because I want Harry to suck on them

because I really feel like this is my last two raw, my last chance

to have a sexual trist with Harry Styles.

So, you know, a lot is on the line.

I put an episode out with the wonderful professional Lady Gang Gals

to promote their incredible book, which you need to go get, Run Don't Walk.

Okay, that's what we call a free endorsement, one with a gold star on it from Jackie Shimmel.

I am so sorry, I had to take the episode down because I don't know,

I'm going to blame Mercury in retro grade, even though I don't really know what that is

and I kind of don't believe in it.

I hate the girl that's like, Mercury's in retro grade.

It's like maybe you're just a mess and a whore, okay, and a liability and a disaster

and a dumb fuck.

It's not Mercury, it's you.

Look inward.

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