Sexuality is a HOAX with Ian Fidance | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 45

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by COMEDIAN Ian Fidance this week! Chrissy needs to stay fresh and will be getting a haircut during todays episode. Shout out Jeremy from Cartel Hair Studio in SoHo. We get to the bottom of sexuality and what it means to be bisexual. When was your first time fooling around with a guy. What makes you gay? Is lust a negative thing? Alec Baldwin is in bad trouble, him and his wife delete their social media. The cuomo's are taking a BEATING. Elon Musk's new haircut is WILD. Social media and porn has ruined everything. Addiction is the root of humanity. WE find out what Ian's rockbottom was. How to know you have a drinking problem. The worst day Ian has ever lived. Being in jail before a job interview. Chris is LIT off his new David Goggins book! LETS GO! Everything is in your head. Most of life is just a reflection of what you fill your head with. Stay in the FOG. People need to be more open with themselves and their point of views. WE HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR IAN!!!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, what's up everybody? December 17th and 18th, I will be at the West Palm Beach
0:04.6	improv tickets, Roman sold out. So go there. I'm coming to Florida. Freedom. Maybe I love it.
0:09.1	December 26th to the 31st. Co headlining with Sal Volcano. Sally Babes are going to have a great
0:14.2	time. We'll be in Texas, Missouri, in Ohio. Get the tickets. And then Chrissy theaters. Everybody
0:19.1	hashtag CTE. The tour begins January 29th of Borgata. Go check out all the cities. January 14th,
0:25.9	15th, we're going to be in Austin, Texas too. At the Vulcan gas company, we're going to have a good,
0:29.6	good time. So go to Christie Comedy.com also patreon.com slash Christie comedy for all the
0:34.5	content. The Chris and Eddie show we just put out is fantastic and TT Jerry's bucket list show
0:39.5	at patreon.com slash Christie comedy. I mean, if you want to feel good for the holidays,
0:43.3	just watch this show because the one that we're putting out this week is amazing. We bought TTI
0:47.9	a car and it's just you're going to cry. You're going to jerk off. It's good. It's good. You're
0:51.0	going to laugh and come patreon.com slash Christie comedy, Christie comedy.com for tickets. Listen,
0:56.2	if you're looking for a last minute Christmas gift, buy someone tickets to the shows. Why the hell
0:59.8	not? I would like to receive that. My mother bought me tickets to my own shelf because you've got
1:03.5	that it was Christmas. She forgot about her only child. All right, man. I want to eat so bit. I want
1:08.6	I'm going to eat whole wheat pizza. What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos
1:17.8	coming to you live from the sunroom. Homeless pimps is back there. He's got on a red shirt because
1:21.7	he's in the Christmas spirit. And I brought in my guest all the way from Delaware. Now I live in
1:26.9	New York City. He's not wearing socks. As soon as he came in, he took a shit in my guest bathroom.
1:30.8	Ian fine dance everybody. What's up everybody? Thanks for having me on. I bless you with a little
1:36.0	deliard doozy. Yeah, Deliard doozy. That's your first Deliard doozy. And it's a turn with your
1:43.4	face on. Yes. Okay. Yeah. So. And then also we got this is my man. This is my man Jeremy from
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