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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

BING BONG with Nems | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 44

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This week Chrissy Chaos is joined by rapper Nems from Sidetalknyc. We talk about his latest string of super viral videos and what goes into making them. We also talk ghosts, rap, prison, being homeless and way more. WELCOME TO CHAOS BABES! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Alright, what's up everybody welcome to the Chrissy Chaos podcast. We got a fire guest. We got my man NEMS.

0:11.8

Fuck you live. Bing bang. Side talk at my C. Bing bang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and Homeless Pimp have been laughing at side talk at my C and been saying happy Thanksgiving dickheads for the past five days.

0:25.2

Fucking sweatpants jeans on bro. No, no, Homeless Pimp. You don't understand the shit that he wears bro. You'll think you're on mushrooms. This is tame for him. Yeah, he's just

0:33.7

a name and he got a college shirt under the supreme fucking fleece hoodie. Yeah, this guy's doing it. Appreciate you man. He wears. He wears clothes nobody else wants, but he makes it look

0:44.3

like yo, so dude, this is a is this the first time we had a rapper on first of all, let's let's check your ethnicity. Are you white, black Latino mix? What are you?

0:57.5

Puerto Rican and Irish Puerto Rican and Irish so that does count as diversity for the part. Absolutely. There we go. My girls, Puerto Rican and all my kids

1:05.3

are Puerto Rican. There you go. Bing bang. Bing bang. Puerto Rican and what what are you? Fucking well, so for the long. Here we go. Now you going

1:12.8

to a fucking story. You know, it's a, but I'm a Republican. Yeah. For the longest for the longest I thought because my last

1:21.5

thing is the Stefano, I thought I was half Italian, half Irish, but then we did the ancestry dot com thing, ancestry DNA on the pod. Never do that. 90% German, bro. Really? Yes.

1:30.6

Fucking Nazi. Fucking Nazi, bro, but one of the good ones. I always say one of the good ones. I'd actually say one of the

1:35.5

great ones. Yo, how do you go from being Italian Irish to German that fucks up your whole fucking head right there.

1:41.1

In the exes powers, bro, I was on the say, I know it's, you grow up thinking, yo, I'm Italian. Am I Irish? Then you do this.

1:46.8

You're like, I don't fucking German bro. I fucking identity. I brought. I've been. It's been a mind fucking life.

1:51.9

I know when I when I saw that I went, Bing bang. Yeah, my god. Fuck that. Bro, I'm sorry if I smell like onions and cheese, bro.

1:59.6

Me and homeless pimple. We just did a thing at white man of burgers in Jersey with Eli Manning. Eli Manning was launching fucking burgers right off my chest.

2:07.1

Yo, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did he smile? I thought like he just. He just. He just. He just drooled through the whole thing. He laughs like this.

2:18.4

Yeah. Honestly, bro, he's mad PG and we had fucking crazy. We want it. We want to ask him so bad if OBJ is gay and he would.

2:27.0

Yo, he got guys like he's professional. His shit is P. G's not even in the league. No, no, I said I was like, I was a

2:34.8

guy. I sit up because retired guys. I like having retired athletes. I'm like, I want to hear your shit. You got no more sponsorship deals.

2:42.1

But bro, when he saw the Reebok pumps I had on he's still sponsored by Reebok. So he was like, oh, I could get you any pair of those you want.

2:47.5

I was like, yo, he said you said the cleats with the pumps on them. Eli Manning was kind of a G. He's about six six.

2:53.4

Mad then big ass head. Um, and then what short off. Yeah, you. Um, but we had a good time with him. But he was launching burgers off my chest.

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