Sex in the Kitchen
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is coming off the high of the LA show, as well as the Dodger’s World Series Win, but also the low of fighting for her life with some sort of stomach bug in Austin. Heather also has a HUGE family announcement that is causing anxiety but all the excitement. She takes voicemails from Ole Miss tailgaters, Trader Joe’s virgins as well as a show-goer who needed medical attention.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:13.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:28.4 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:29.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:31.0 | How are you? |
| 0:32.3 | I'm great. |
| 0:35.8 | I am back from the dead, and I'm back in the studio. |
| 0:39.0 | Feels good to be recording in the home studio, you know. |
| 0:44.4 | This is where I like to really plant my feet and make my deals. |
| 0:48.7 | Back from the dead, though, I got whatever the fuck has been going around. |
| 0:56.2 | Okay, I had food poisoning three weeks ago and got some sort of Manazuma's revenge or flu-B, if you will. |
| 0:58.3 | And Scarlett took a tumble. |
| 1:00.1 | She took a tumble hard this weekend. |
| 1:02.3 | And I was fighting for my life. |
| 1:06.5 | I know we're all fighting for something or someone right now. |
| 1:08.8 | But that was intense. |
| 1:09.7 | Hold on. |
| 1:13.0 | Let me take off this bracelet so it doesn't jingle, jangle the whole episode. |
| 1:19.2 | Yeah, I want to start off this episode by giving a huge shout out to everybody in Austin. |
| 1:21.7 | The Thursday night show was absolutely incredible. |
| 1:26.9 | And then we rolled into Friday, and I woke up Thursday or Friday morning at like 3 a.m. |
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