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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather is suffering from a wine headache, but ready to recap her weekend in Oxford for the Ole Miss game. She chats about the Lane Kiffin conspiracies of Gators, LSU and Theo Von. She takes on the voicemails from people seeking gay bar advice, an unlikely cease and desist, and what it’s like to have your life flash before your eyes.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:07.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same
0:12.8	damn time.
0:13.7	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:28.0	Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:29.4	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:31.5	How are you?
0:33.5	Hope you're doing well.
0:37.2	I have the worst wine headache I've had in probably eight years.
0:39.1	I went to Yepa last night.
0:46.4	I was doing a fun little charity dinner and for some gals for the LLS lymphoma leukemia society.
0:47.2	And it was a pleasure to do it.
0:48.3	I love doing those dinners.
0:50.0	And, you know, the wine was flowing.
0:52.0	We were giggling.
0:52.8	We were having a good time.
0:53.8	And about
0:54.2	eight glasses of Barolo later, it feels like my forehead's on fire. Like, I close my eyes.
1:00.8	And it feels like there is a, like a reindeer just tap dancing on the back of my eyeballs.
1:07.2	I don't even feel hungover. It is simply a headache. And we drank expensive good wine.
1:12.2	And this is when you know it does not matter.
1:16.4	What you consume or put in your body, over the age of 35, you just cannot, it's that like
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