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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

I am back in New York City.

It feels good.

The weather is perfect.

Tina and I walked from our hotel here to the studio.

We were zipping.

The air was crisp. We went to a very,

very filthy bodega, which is the only kind of bodegas I like to go to. I got myself a tall boy of this blood orange tangerine spin drift with a straw. You can't get this shit. Back home,

you can't. I miss the one thing I miss about New York the most is bodegas. I miss getting a bacon, egg and cheese, salt pepper catch, you know, on a toasted roll. I wouldn't even do it on a bagel. I go roll, which is insane. Someone's going to fight me about that. but to be able to go get a glass bottle snapple,

and I'd get the Diet Peach Snapple and a bacon, egg, and cheese, just, it cures everything. You got cancer, Snapple and a bacon, egg, and cheese. You know, ulcerative colitis, Snapple and a bacon, egg and cheese. So Snapple, send me some product or Spindrift. Love the Tall Boy. Can't get these at home.

But absolutely, we're just thriving. The weather's perfect. It's Halloween week. We are excited. We're running around. We have a lot to recap. I've had so many questions about being on the road the last couple weeks. I would love to do a recap of Midland. Tell you what happened in my three stops that I went to this weekend. And I have missed doing characters.

I miss putting on weekend. And I have

missed doing characters. I've missed putting on wigs. And I have this idea for a new character.

And we, Tina and I went to the wig shop here in New York. And there's nothing better than this

specific part of New York when you go shopping. It's where all the beauty supply stores are.

It's kind of in like flat iron Chelsea-esque adjacent right below Korea town. And we went into the store and it's obviously this lovely Asian family. It's a son who you know smoking menthol's outside. He smokes 20 menthols a day and his mom who's 110 years old. but because she eats impeccably, she's still

running the wig shop.

And they were going back and forth, getting us wigs.

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