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Second Helpings - Maybe It's Just Manslaughter!

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Jackie's got Blessid Union of Souls trapped in her skull and its got them rememberin' the innocent early days of Shazam and sittin' round hungover tryin' to remember a song by mumble humming 3 bars of it, it's MJ and Gideon's wedding anniversary and it's bringin' up memories of drunken weddin' plannin' on the podcast past, and its got them lookin' for excuses to have another dance party and boogie the night away! BUT IN POP CULUTE SAD NEWS, Megan Thee Stallion had to take stage as THE SHOW MUST GO ON! after breakin' the news of her beau of about a year, Klay Thompson, cheatin' on her, "The Devil Wears Prada 2" is comin' out and everyone's talkin' 'bout it, but Emily Blunt firmly shoved her foot down her throat as she gives some vvv outta touch rich person advice for those who hate their job, and for the new season of "Interview with the Vampire" AMC announced they're doin a one night live performance of "The Vampire Lestat" at the Beacon Theatre! Jackie can't wait for MORE eps of "Margo's got Money Troubles" plus Jackie's started "Real Housewives of Rhode Island" and it's beautiful, MJ's got some MURDER BITCHES FOR YA after they watched "Should I Marry A Murder?", the "Baby Reindeer" dude made somethin' new, and much more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

but I'll be better

0:10.0

Yes it will, yes it will, yes it will, yes it will.

0:15.1

And not just because I've got blessed union of souls stuck in my head.

0:19.1

I bet that is a name that I haven't heard that name, in a hundred years. A hundred years. But it does live in my brain, like the phrase blessed union of souls. I think, I think, were we just, was I just an age where I was like, what a cool band name? Because you've been singing the songs from them, but I don't remember the songs. I just remember the name of the band. Maybe it's because the word blessed is not spelled properly. Is that what it is?

0:42.0

It's B-L-E-S-S-I-D, and that is mostly of what I usually would remember about them besides

0:49.0

I believe and Haley and Hale Leonardo. That's it. That's all that I've got in there, though.

1:10.9

I never, I, well, maybe they had to be like, it's blessed, you know, and if they had spelled it correctly, people would call them blessed union of souls and that's not what they want. No, they're blessed union of souls. Yes. Ooh, I know I can't. Now I'm upset just looking at the word blessed spelled like that, though though. I, that's why I was, like, that's what I always remember, because it makes the shape,

1:15.5

this is a weird thing to say, it makes the shape of the word weird. And it doesn't look,

1:20.8

I'm like, because I'm like, bless it, like, it makes it look weird. Yeah, I, I understand.

1:26.5

Thank you. And MJ and I were both also talking about back in the

1:30.6

day when we only had Shazam and trying to remember a song, especially when you're hungover and you're

1:36.4

like, but what's that song? And you were telling me, I'd love for you to share your story because I also

1:40.9

have, I've got another song that also, because it was all we had. It was all we had. It was so fun. It was like, what if we sing it into Shazam? You know, that was really, it really like harkens back to the more innocent times of the early 2010s. But my story is just so dumb, because how hungover must we have been? I had several friends sleeping on my floor after one of my best friends'

2:01.1

weddings, and we had all been up all night dancing. Oh my God, were you Julia Roberts? Were you Julia Robertsing them? Well, I wasn't running away from the wedding, if that's what you mean. And I wasn't stealing anybody's husband. Yeah, yeah, I thought you were, no, that's what I'm talking about. you're running towards the wedding.

2:15.0

I was not.

2:15.9

No, it's got to stop.

2:17.9

I was not in any way, Julia Roberts, but we were all just

2:21.3

sitting on the floor, hung over after, you know, a fun wedding, which is a very special,

2:25.8

like, unique feeling in life being hung over with your friends after a wedding. And we were,

2:29.5

we could not think of the name of the song, September by Earth, Wind and Fire, which is like a household name of a song, but we couldn't think of it.

2:39.2

And we kept, you can't Google.

2:42.5

We were trying.

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