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Fashion Cryptkeeper w/ Jake Young

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Luisa Madrigal fanboy Jake Young, to goss' 'bout Holden's (valid) Star Wars prequel hatred as well as some upcoming Nerd of Mouth episodes, Jackie reveals her encounter with "The Poodle Man" on the Scrabble app, and there's rumors that Blake Lively had to purchase her Met Gala ticket as Anna Wintour may have NOT invited her this year. Then a deeper dive into this year's Met looks, Jackie and Jake give an update on the DnD campaign they are playing with Amber, and Isa Briones has had to remind "The Pitt" fans once again to not yell during Broadway performances. Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Called Out the Most Disgusting Scenes They Ever Had to Fiiiiiiiiiiiiilm!" followed by BLINDZ that MJ most certainly did not write, and then it's a choose your own snackventure on this week's Jackie's Snackies @ 1:06:40.176 that also includes a hostile takeover of Jakey's Slakeys, and another swapped MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:40.596 all ending @ 1:23:13.820, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

I truly appreciate and love my partner.

0:10.4

But if you are strong enough to physically lift me a 300 plus pound man over your head and spin me around like a pizza, call me.

0:18.1

We'll work it out.

0:19.0

I think you might.

0:19.7

It's all I've ever wanted.

0:21.0

You might be manifesting Louisa from Enkanto?

0:24.3

Yeah.

0:25.2

Oh, whoa.

0:26.1

Listen, if you're one of these Louisa's out there using the Madrigal family magic in order

0:31.9

to gain superhuman ox-like strength, that sexually excites me and I'll throw it all away for you. Wow, we have similar

0:39.4

tasted women, it seems.

0:42.3

This is really good

0:43.5

for us to find this out. I have one

0:45.5

type and it's Louisa.

0:47.3

Yeah, scary. Is she scary

0:49.6

in it? I haven't seen this.

0:51.3

Would you have seen Enkonto? I haven't seen Enkanto.

0:53.5

Do you find strong women scary, Jackie?

0:56.2

Yeah.

0:58.5

But like in a good way.

1:00.4

Like in a fun.

1:01.0

Please, I'm in the middle.

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