Sad Dad Jazz w/ Holden McNeely

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden McNeely, who's filled with (justified) hatred for the Star Wars prequels, Machine Gun Kelly has his aim set on nu metal as he drops a song with Fred Durst, and "Michael" makes some creative choices that leave out quite a large portion of his life. The Onion and Tim Heidecker are takin' Info Wars from Alex Jones and he's crashing out hard, Keegan-Michael Key's wife may have caused a massive implosion in his career, and they're actually gonna release the "Coyote vs ACME" movie! Then it's time for a list of celebrities who canceled their weddings at the veeery last minute, the blindz, and then a Jackie's Snackies starting at 1:11:14.057 that's a BETRAYAL ON ALL LEVELS, and then a savory golden MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:18:09.733 until 1:27:30.244, PLUS SO MUCH MOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	A little thunder roll going on in the tummy.
0:12.8	No, no, no, no.
0:13.4	Do you need to go let it out before we start?
0:15.3	We had some good.
0:16.0	We had some chicken lettuce wrap kind of thing.
0:18.5	Is that why?
0:19.7	Too much fiber for you? Is that what it is? You shouldn't be having this much protein. Too much of it, yeah. Well, Holden, I got to start this show. Okay, yeah, yeah. I feel like this song actually is coming. Sing us the song, the Jackie Woman. Thank you. I appreciate that. But technically, I feel like this is coming to you from the prequels.
0:39.3	Oh, fuck.
0:40.0	Because we lost it all.
0:42.5	Nothing lasts forever.
0:44.9	I'm sorry.
0:46.3	I can't be perfect.
0:49.9	Now it's just too late.
0:52.1	And we can't go back.
0:54.5	I'm sorry.
0:56.1	I can't be perfect dad.
1:00.5	Yeah, it's coming in from Simple Plan.
1:03.1	And yeah, maybe my husband found me over the weekend, naked and lying in bed, crying, listening to Simple Plan.
1:10.0	Yeah, you were a real anachin right then. Yes Yes, I was, honestly, I think I was given Jar Jar. I think that was the problem. Mesa, weird stereotype thing. Misa Sad Binks, and I kept saying Misa Sad Binks, and Jeff just like open the door and then immediately closed it. And're just like, you know, I'm not even going to touch it.
1:28.0	I'm not going to go anywhere near it.
1:29.7	And because sometimes my wife puts on the someone call a doctor because I'm sick playlist. Life the sage at that point. You got to let it go through you. Yeah, yeah. The simple plan move through you. So do you think that maybe that's what was wrong with the prequels holding?
1:45.2	Is you think it was too much simple plan?
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