Suck On Some Soup w/ Kara Klenk

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4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by the best bitch in the business Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout how lame the USA male hockey team has been after their Miracle on Ice Moment, how the USA female hockey team turned down the same invitation that made them the butt of the joke, but thankfully Flavor Flav (NOT Flava Flav) swooped in, the BAFTAs controversy has all of being Abraham Simpson at the burlesque theatre but we aaaallll know the BAFTAs are THE BITCH in the end! Jackie and MJ open Kara's mind to the intergalactic body horror that was "Animorphs", Barbra Streisand attempted to congratulate Alysa Liu on her Olympic win, but it just sort of turned into sundowning boomer talk, and celebs keep pushing pay for prayers via the Hallow App. Then we got a list to help lead the revolt against the uber rich, specifically "Today I Learned That The Ultra-Rich Spend Their Money In These 24 Ridiculous Ways, And I'm Feeling Ready To Revolt Like It's 1789"! Next we got BLINDZ, then it's onto a chewy fruity Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:06:46.179, with limited edition salty sweet MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:21:08.609, and ending @ 1:29:09.724 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Well, I guess this song goes out to Kara and MJ and Oscar.
0:15.0	Oh, she's sweet but a psycho, a little bit psycho.
0:19.0	And that she's screaming.
0:20.1	Oh, my, my, my, my, my.
0:21.5	Oh, she's hop out of a psycho.
0:23.8	So left foot she's right, though, and not she's screaming.
0:26.4	Ah, my, my, my, my.
0:28.0	And I'm not going to keep going because I may be a little bit psychotic today,
0:32.5	but I'm not going to drag you all through trying to have me listen to make sound for your ears by
0:41.5	Ava Max, but it's not Ava Max, it's Jackie Sperowski. It's Jacks, I guess. It's page seven. Jacks,
0:47.4	welcome to page seven. And Kara, how the hell are you? Welcome to page seven. How are you feeling
0:53.0	this morning? I'm good everybody.
0:54.4	It's me, Kara Klink from Who's the Bitch? I'm feeling like it's a good morning to, I would like to say
1:00.4	good morning to everyone except the U.S. men's hockey team. I love this. I love this. Top of the
1:05.3	morning to everyone except for this crew of assholes. Yes. Okay. Help me because I, last I checked, I thought we were happy because they won and then I turned around
1:15.0	and we were mad.
1:16.1	We were.
1:16.5	Okay, so we were so happy because they won for the first time, I think, since I've been
1:21.8	alive.
1:22.6	Like, they literally have not won in over 40 years.
1:25.9	And it was like Miracle on Ice Part 2.
1:28.5	So then they go into the locker room and not only is Cash Patel, the head of the FBI there,
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