Second Helpings - Fellatios 'n Shit

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie (with a BOUQITUE FLU) and MJ are talkin' mid life crisis's, Jackie watched "Malcom in the Middle" for the first time in honor of the reboot, and loved it. The Muppet Rockin' Roller Coaster is openin' and hopefully it's not just a reskin of the defunct Aerosmith ride, MJ's horrifying doorbell makes a cameo, and the guy on "Love Overboard" is STILL a child therapist and STILL vexed by his obsession with tig ole bitties, also spoilers abound!! Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are FIGHTIN' and it's the perfect Bechdel Test cause ain't no man involved, then Jackie started watchin' "Margo's Got Money Troubles" and says check it out, PLUS EVEN MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, this is Amber and Ed from the Brighter Side Podcast.
0:03.6	Yes, the team that has brought you HGX2.
0:09.7	Boo-boo.
0:10.4	We're coming back hard.
0:11.8	Thursday, April 16th, 10 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. Pacific.
0:17.2	Ah ha ha ha ha.
0:18.3	YouTube.com slash at LPNTV. And just so you know, it's no longer live. But there will be a live chat during the premiere. That's right! Are you ready to get your dome blown? It's HGX2! Watch it or die! We'll see you Thursday, April 16th, 10 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. Pacific. It's going to be on right after a last stream left.
0:40.7	You cowards!
0:44.2	I don't mean, bed. The second time around.
0:58.0	Will it? Will it be M.J.? As Jackie descends into the madness of West Coast flu.
1:07.6	MJ told me that I've got a boutique flu.
1:11.2	Yeah, you've got a boutique flu.
1:12.6	Your flu is trending.
1:14.5	Thank you. Thank you. Jackie told me earlier in the week that she wasn't feeling well and she described her symptoms.
1:21.6	And then yesterday, I was on threads. Who am I? Ruby Rose. I miss Twitter so much. And I do like Blue Sky a lot. That's where all the people who I loved on threads. Who am I? Ruby Rose? I miss Twitter so much. And I do like Blue Sky a lot.
1:30.0	That's where all the people who I loved on Twitter are. But then every so often I'll see a
1:33.6	thread when I'm browsing Instagram and I'm like, what's this about? And threads is insane.
1:37.5	It's like, it's absolutely unhinged. A lot of plagiarism going on over there, but some
1:41.7	interesting things. Anyway, I saw a bunch of threads about this West Coast illness that is sweeping California to Oregon to Washington.
1:52.1	And the people were describing the symptoms. It was exactly what Jackie was describing. And I was
1:56.5	like, Jackie's got the West Coast flu. Yeah, guys. So I don't know if you guys want my autograph now.
2:03.4	You can send any kind of like syringe or like mask you have to 4804 Laurel Canyon Boulevard
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