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Party Barfer w/ Kara Klenk

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Kara Klenk, to discuss the uniting powers of "Mr. Brightside" and "Uptown Funk", as well as dig deep into the gastronomic terror "Gupperz", and Purdue makin' 6-7 chicken nuggets just in time for the trend to be over! Jackie reveals she feels a deep connection with Madison from "Love on the Spectrum" and her Dollar Tree sprees, Jill Biden lost the bidding for a "Heated Rivalry" cameo, then more Coachella talk, and Jackie maaaaaybe becomes a Belieber! Jackie hasn't seen "The Miniature Wife", but the billboard and preview she saw was enough to make her hate it, Madonna and Sabrina Carptener's photos together during Coachella went viral, and Jackie's excited for new Dan Levy show "Big Mistakes!" Then it's on to the list, blindz, plus Jackies Snackies @ 1:15:09.776 and MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:26:45.301 til 1:31:56.975, plus even more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

It's Boutique flu season, page seveners.

0:12.0

Oh, yeah, everyone's heard about it.

0:13.2

Everyone heard because last week I had the boutique flu.

0:15.9

So where'd you get yours?

0:17.1

How much did you pay?

0:18.1

Oh, it was vintage.

0:20.0

And don't even ask me how much I paid for it. I paid too much. Although I really got my bang for my buck because the flu really, it was sticking around for quite some time. Were you barfing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all across the board, baby. Your house has seen a lot of barf lately. I hate to say that I was one of the contributors to that. Yeah, but you were like a party barfer. You know, everything I barfed at your house was clear. See, and that's how you just threw up a clear liquid in her house. April, I say we keep all of this in. No, I want to keep all of this in. I'm sure all of our list, all of our mutual listeners are like sick of hearing about me.

0:55.3

No, they're not.

0:56.3

I think they love it. Fucked up that night. They like it because it shows that you're mortal. I'm a human. Yes, you are. And you're just a human. Coming out of your cage and you've been doing just fine. God, I gotta be down because I wanted all

1:09.8

started out with a kiss

1:11.3

I needed in a black this

1:12.8

It was only a kiss

1:14.0

It was only a kiss.

1:11.4

I needed in a black miss.

1:12.9

It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss. Now, fall in a sleep. I'm still going and she's calling a cat. While he's having a smoke, and she's taking a drink. Never going to bed. And my stomach is sick. And it's all in my head. but she's touching her just now

1:27.4

He takes off her just now

1:30.4

Let me And it's all in my hair But she's touching it just now He takes over just now

1:30.4

Let me go

1:32.5

I'm not going to sing all of Mr. Brightside

1:34.0

You can't go that far and stop

1:36.2

I've got Brightside blue balls now

1:37.9

I just can't look

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