How Dare You w/ Seena Ghaznavi

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Seena Ghaznavi and Jackie wants errryone to play with 'er dingaling! The parents are celebratin' toilet times and teachin' chants that are STILL relevant to everybody, then we're talkin' 'bout different toilet times with COACHELLA NEWS! Which just proves those Krazy Kardashians are EXTREMELY outta touch, Jackie's opinion gets swayed on that very stripped-down $10mil performance by The Bieber that was clearly a ripoff of Jackin', Sabrina Carpenter did a great job headlinin' but made an UH-OH that was causin' discourse online. Katy Perry is currently being investigated for sexual assault allegations from Ruby Rose, heads up about readin' the description that was posted about it. Then in AN ABRUPT TURN WE ALL NEED, we got a list of "10 Actors Who Said "No" To Filming Sex Scenes, Vs. 10 More Who Have Gone Full Commando Onscreen", blinds that give a lil 2 much credit, a Jackie's Snackies full of gummy gaggin' @ 1:17:16.056 plus an MJ's Minute Munchies that reminds us why chicken is not pretzels @ 1:27:19.813 until 1:31:26.577, plus even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, this is Amber and Ed from the Brighter Side Podcast.
0:03.6	Yes, the team that has brought you HGX2.
0:09.7	Boo-boo.
0:10.4	We're coming back hard.
0:11.8	Thursday, April 16th, 10 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. Pacific.
0:17.2	Ah ha ha ha ha.
0:18.3	YouTube.com slash at LPNTV. And just so you know, it's no longer live. But there will be a live chat during the premiere. That's right! Are you ready to get your dome blown? It's HGX2! Watch it or die! We'll see you Thursday, April 16th, 10 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. Pacific. It's going to be on right after a last stream left.
0:40.7	You cowards!
0:52.8	I got ourselves a great old song today and maybe it goes out to somebody little
0:59.0	that's getting a little bit of potty training on.
1:02.2	When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute toy.
1:08.7	Silver bells hanging on a string.
1:11.8	She told me it was my dingling.
1:15.0	My dingling, my dingling.
1:18.0	I want you to play with my dingling.
1:21.3	My dingling, my dingling.
1:24.2	I want you to play with my dingling.
1:27.2	And that is not what the child. You know what? I didn't realize it until after I started singing it, that it sounds like the child is asking for that, but I'm not. This is a Chuck Berry song. This is a song of a full grown man that I'm singing. Wait, that's a real song. It's a real song. It's Chuck Berry's song. Oh, yeah.
1:45.0	I like.
1:45.5	Oh, yeah, Sina.
1:46.3	Reality is so much scarier than any joke. No, I didn't, yeah, I didn't come up with this. You asked, Cita, can we talk about your son's body training? But you should have asked, can I sing the song, My Dingling? My dingling in reference to your son's successful potty training that we were all
2:04.1	experiencing. And I love that we all got to chant. I forget it every time. We listen to our
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