Arenas, Snow Plows, Winter Break-Ups | Monday Morning Podcast 1-5-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow and breaking up over the winter.
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| 0:44.5 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:49.4 | It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 5th, 2026. |
| 0:52.5 | Oh, Jesus. |
| 0:54.0 | Where is this decade going? |
| 0:56.7 | 2006, what's going on? Hawaii. It is the first podcast of 2026. Let's hope it's going to be a good year. Hi, everybody. Let's hope. Let's hope, well, Jesus Christ, |
| 1:15.9 | let's hope they shut down the fuck. What if they just shut the internet off? Oh my God. |
| 1:22.9 | What if racist people couldn't just keep talking to each other on the fucking internet? Wouldn't |
| 1:27.3 | that be fantastic? |
| 1:30.4 | Oh my God. |
| 1:32.7 | It's like fucking, I don't even, I don't, I mean, I keep, like how far back we have |
| 1:38.8 | fucking regressed with this shit. |
| 1:42.3 | It's, it's, it these fucking people out there. |
| 1:44.9 | They're acting like Martin Luther King is still giving speeches. |
| 1:49.0 | It's like back to that. |
| 1:52.1 | It's fucking unbelievable. |
| 1:55.4 | Anyway, with that positive note, hopefully this will be a good fucking year. |
| 2:05.7 | I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. |
| 2:10.2 | Who knows? Who knows what happens? All you can do is just fucking try to be a good person yourself. |
| 2:18.3 | I'm still in a good mood. I am fucking a month in three days. I have not lost my temper. |
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