Season's Beatings
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2025
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired December 5, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Minnesota Krampus in-studio. Everything you wanna know about the worst pop culture Santas.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? |
| 0:01.6 | Dana here for the fine folks at standard heating and air conditioning |
| 0:04.3 | to ring in the holiday season. Yeah, the 12 days of Shackmas are here, and here's what you got to do. This is fun. Follow them on social media between now and December 12th. They're going to be posting pictures of these glittery ducks all across the metro. Once they post one, the hunt is on. Find one and win big. Think things like concert tickets, game tickets, gift cards. |
| 0:23.0 | And I've gotten word that one of the days will be for tickets in a wild suite with yours truly. But you'll have to beat me to find these ducks. And just a warning, I have a lot of time on my hands and I fight dirty. Follow standard heating and air conditioning to join in the excitement. And remember, get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. |
| 0:40.1 | Book appointments now at standardheating.com. |
| 0:41.8 | That's standardheating.com. The 93X. |
| 0:43.3 | A half-assed morning show. |
| 0:45.7 | Ninety three. |
| 0:47.6 | All right. You goofy bastards. |
| 1:02.6 | What do you think, Josh, can I drag one more radio show out of you? |
| 1:06.4 | I think we can squeeze in just one more. Today is our Friday, after all. |
| 1:10.7 | Just like a turd, can you push out one more program? Sometimes it takes a little bit to get there, but sure. |
| 1:16.2 | You're asking the wrong guy on that one. For me, will you do it for me? |
| 1:21.3 | Absolutely. Welcome. Whatever you need. |
| 1:24.9 | Jagoffs to the 93X half-ass morning show, like Josh was saying, the final final for the week. |
| 1:32.3 | Oh, Christ. |
| 1:34.4 | NWO. Jesus said he woke up to an extra 500 big ones in his bank account, a little Christmas gift from his job. |
| 1:42.6 | Nice. That's awesome. |
| 1:43.6 | I've never got a financial bonus around here. |
| 1:47.0 | We've gotten some ornaments. |
| 1:48.7 | One year we got a poker set, jackets. |
| 1:52.5 | It's been a long time since there's been gifts, |
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