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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Live Outdoor Broadcast

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired December 4, 2025: Spermanent vacation. Come back with a warrant. Everything you wanna know about an 81-year-old true eater. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps?

0:01.6

Dana here for the fine folks at standard heating and air conditioning

0:04.3

to ring in the holiday season. Yeah, the 12 days of Shackmas are here, and here's what you got to do. This is fun. Follow them on social media between now and December 12th. They're going to be posting pictures of these glittery ducks all across the metro. Once they post one, the hunt is on. Find one and win big. Think things like concert tickets, game tickets, gift cards.

0:23.0

And I've gotten word that one of the days will be for tickets in a wild suite with yours truly. But you'll have to beat me to find these ducks. And just a warning, I have a lot of time on my hands and I fight dirty. Follow standard heating and air conditioning to join in the excitement. And remember, get that furnace cranked on before it's too late.

0:40.1

Book appointments now at standardheating.com.

0:41.8

That's standardheating.com. The 93x.

0:43.3

Morning Show.

0:45.8

Ninety three.

0:47.7

Fair.

0:48.3

Here.

0:53.1

Here we go.

0:59.6

Oh, man.

1:01.7

We picked the wrong day for a live outdoor broadcast, didn't we, Josh?

1:06.0

Are you cold yet?

1:07.4

Today, winter penis has officially set in.

1:10.5

It's winter penis season.

1:12.4

Summer penis did skip me this year, but my gosh. That's cold out there. Welcome to the 93x

1:17.4

half-fast morning show broadcasting live from the Hardy's parking lot in Zimmerman.

1:23.1

When did Hardee's in Zimmerman become a client? Was it just yesterday? I think so. It wasn't until this morning that I was informed, don't drive to the regular studios, go to Zimmerman, go to Hardys, and that's where we're broadcasting live this morning. Don't get me wrong. You know, we were talking about Hardee's yesterday. I love Zimmerman. I love Hardys, but we passed by a Hardee's that are a lot closer to the station. There's one in St. Paul. Yeah, there's one on your way in, isn't there? Yeah. And they can't, they got a whole crew inside right now making breakfast. We can't be inside with them. We have to broadcast in the parking lot. We're not good enough to be inside. Stop by, I guess. Stop by. Hardee Zimmerman.

2:01.7

We have Cancuzzies. We've got passes. By the way, just in case, don't really stop by.

2:06.6

You've gotten in trouble for that before. We've got passes to next year's Comic Con this morning at Hardys.

2:13.1

Also, the Lego conventions coming back to the Twin Cities. We'll have tickets to that. Okay, right, we're not outdoors. And we're definitely not in Zimmerman. No, we're just in our regular studios. When did I get in trouble before for something? What did I do? Well, you made a joke about a particular artist performing at a particular venue. Oh, you're talking about the Wu Tang. The Wu Tang clan.

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