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🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Originally Aired December 8, 2025: Rick's Cabaret girls in studio. Fap-sicles. Everything you wanna know about frost jacking.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? |
| 0:01.6 | Dana here for the fine folks at standard heating and air conditioning |
| 0:04.3 | to ring in the holiday season. Yeah, the 12 days of Shackmas are here, and here's what you got to do. This is fun. Follow them on social media between now and December 12th. They're going to be posting pictures of these glittery ducks all across the metro. Once they post one, the hunt is on. Find one and win big. Think things like concert tickets, game tickets, gift cards. |
| 0:23.0 | And I've gotten word that one of the days will be for tickets in a wild suite with yours truly. But you'll have to beat me to find these ducks. And just a warning, I have a lot of time on my hands and I fight dirty. Follow standard heating and air conditioning to join in the excitement. And remember, get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. |
| 0:40.1 | Book appointments now at standardheating.com. |
| 0:41.8 | That's standard heating.com. The 93x. |
| 0:43.3 | The 93rd. |
| 0:45.9 | It's just the worst. |
| 0:59.5 | Welcome to the half-ass morning show. |
| 1:01.4 | It's just the worst. |
| 1:04.0 | Well, actually, according to the readers of brobibble.com, |
| 1:08.0 | Monday is the second worst day of the week, Josh. |
| 1:13.6 | The worst being tomorrow, Tuesday. |
| 1:19.3 | Yeah, I'm surprised that was what they said. I agree with that. You do agree with Tuesdays? |
| 1:25.6 | Here's why. Tuesday is the worst day. Tuesday sucks because it's basically Monday fatigue and still too much work week ahead. |
| 1:30.0 | No fun, nothing special. |
| 1:32.3 | Taco Tuesday is just a lame attempt to make it all feel better. |
| 1:36.3 | That's why Tuesday was voted the worst day of the week. |
| 1:40.1 | Monday is the second worst. |
| 1:42.1 | They say it's not as bad as Tuesday, but still sucks. At least Monday, |
| 1:47.2 | you have a little momentum from the weekend, and everyone's misery is shared. And then they throw |
| 1:54.6 | in plus there's the occasional consolation of something like Monday night football. |
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