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Baby Geniuses

Sean Donnelly / Reid Faylor

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2013

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Emily gets a mole removed from an interesting place, Lisa's boyfriend is getting hernia surgery, comedian Sean Donnelly professes his love for MURDER, SHE WROTE, and spooky stories expert Mr. Courtney (Reid Faylor) gets very specific about what kind of stories he enjoys--and how he enjoys them. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Reid Faylor Sean Donnelly

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space

0:03.2

than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place

0:06.2

there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed

0:10.6

with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything

0:24.0

Geniuses tell us something we don't know.

0:26.0

Hello, welcome to the

0:29.0

Loneliest episode of baby geniuses of all time.

0:32.0

This is weird. This is the first time we've ever started the show

0:36.0

with us being the only two people in the room. I feel insane already.

0:39.5

Yeah, Marcus is not here. None of our guests are here yet.

0:44.0

So, you know, this is what we're really like when we're alone.

0:49.0

Oh God! This is our third to last episode before I go to LA.

0:57.0

Oh yeah.

0:58.0

Yeah, we're doing a couple more.

0:59.0

Oh my God, I'm not ready to go at all.

1:01.0

I've been packing all week and I still have so much stuff that's not in a suitcase.

1:08.0

It's weird to try and figure out what I'm going to,

1:13.5

because it's the same existential crisis

1:15.8

as every time you move where you're like,

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