Jim Tews / Riley Soloner

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2013

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Today on BG: Emily is mad jealous of Lisa's new health-filled lifestyle, comedian Jim Tews paints a portrait of the caricature artist as a young man, and AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS expert Frank Ding (Riley Soloner) waxes rhapsodic about the show's musical montages--until things take a dark turn. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jim Tews Riley Soloner

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.6	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:24.0	Baby Geniuses.
0:25.0	Tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Hi, welcome to Baby Geniuses.
0:28.0	I'm Emily.
0:29.0	I'm Lisa.
0:30.0	That's more energy than you'll get out of me for the rest of the show.
0:32.0	I just ate a taco salad. And it was very
0:36.4	heavy. I also did a tiny bit of manual labor today and I'm like completely exhausted
0:42.3	from it.
0:43.0	Listen, it might not be a half marathon.
0:46.0	Athlete over here is rolling her eyes.
0:50.0	How dare you?
0:52.0	You used to be one of us.
0:55.0	Oh my God, I still am.
0:58.0	Oh man, when I moved to LA, I'm going to have to start getting in shape.
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