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Baby Geniuses

Alex Koll / Amber Nelson

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2013

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Emily and Lisa pop back some cocktails to beat the heat, comedian Alex Koll describes what it means to be a balloonologist, and art education expert Kay Bill (Amber Nelson) wants to reign in her students' projects, with potentially damning results. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Alex Koll Amber Nelson

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space

0:03.2

than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place

0:06.2

there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed

0:10.6

with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything.

0:23.0

Baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.

0:26.0

Hello, baby.

0:30.0

Hello.

0:32.0

Uh, welcome to the first ever drunk episode.

0:35.0

It's not the first.

0:37.0

Is it?

0:38.0

No. We've been drunk before.

0:39.0

We're also not drunk yet.

0:40.0

But we're getting there.

0:42.0

This week is our margarita episode.

0:45.0

It is a hot summer day in New York City.

0:49.0

It's nearly 90 degrees.

0:50.0

It is disgusting.

0:51.0

I'm dressed like a baby right now.

0:53.0

Me too.

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