Guys, I need to share something insane with you. I've literally never seen anything like this, and I'm truly in shock. The first collection of silent spicy toys are here. Yes, I'm talking about vibrators. You heard that right, silent. The brains at Bellisa created what they call whisper tech, and it somehow delivered us in a sort of toys in all shapes that hit all the spots in complete silence. Okay, yes, you heard that right. It's so insane.

They're all so quiet. No noise, full power and hit all the spots. So of course, I got to hook you up.

So I'm doing a giveaway with Bellisa, so literally everyone wins a free toy. Meet the Whisper

collection, the world's first silent vibrators. Belisa's new Whis whisper tech make sure you never need to choose between

power and discretion. Now I wish I could play the sound for you, but here's the thing. It literally there is no sound. I'm holding the whisper bullet right now and it's on full power and my microphone can't even pick it up. That's right. You heard it here first. What a great gift to get a loved one. You know, a great gift to get one of your sorority sisters.

A great gift to get hell your mother-in-law who you know is miserable. They're powerful, but somehow completely quiet. And I don't get it, but I love it. And you can put your pleasure first without waking up the entire house or even your partner sleeping right next to you. And now in whatever format you prefer. There's whisper bullet. There's silent bullet with five speeds, and there's tiny and literally inaudible, but the power is insane.

And then there's whisper rabbit, whisper vibe, and whisper one, which have all six, yes, six vibration speeds.

Whisper vibe gives you the quietest G-spot stimulation you'll find, and the whisper rabbit has independently adjustable clip and G-spot stimulators. Nothing says Merry Christmas like this. That's why I'm hooking you all

up with something very special. Everyone who signs up wins a free Whisper vibe or a free viral

rose suction toy with any Whisper purchase. Click the link in the show notes and grab your new vibe. Okay, the big question is

they'll stay silent, but can you? All you got to do is click the link in the episode description and head to

BBVibs.com slash absolutely. That's BBVibs, B-I-B-E-S dot com slash absolutely. Again, that's

B-BVibs.com slash absolutely. Everyone who signs up wins a free whisper vibe or a free rose toy with any whisper order.

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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

Hope you're having a great week.

You know, the turkeys are running for the hills. You better catch that bird baby because it's Thanksgiving.

Hope you're having a beautiful and blessed week. I know this can be a stressful time.

Families coming. In-laws. Just general judgmental people are coming to your home or maybe you're going to their

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