Schiefer Madness: Tiger King

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Hey all you cool cats and kittens! If you haven't watched Tiger King, give in to all the pressure and watch it. Otherwise, this episode is gonna be pretty nonsensical. All we want to do during our stay-at-home order is drink wine and rescue bobcats, but we took the time to record this ridiculous episode. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.0	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!
0:29.0	Simple!
0:30.0	At VWFS Rentacar we'll give you exactly the car or venue aspo.
0:35.0	So you might want to stop calling us Rentacar and start calling us Rentavolkswagengofforto
0:41.0	or Rentascodecodeiac for the whole family or rent a craft a panel van with space for everything.
0:46.0	Actually, just call us VWFS Rentacar exactly the car or venue wanted or VWFS Rentacar for short.
0:53.0	Say yes to vehicle rental as it should be. Say yes to VWFS Rentacar. But online today,
0:59.0	season sees apply.
1:01.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by people
1:10.0	who just need the world to know what they think.
1:13.0	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast.
1:18.0	But I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:37.0	Surprise!
1:38.0	Rawr!
1:40.0	Oh my goodness, what could this episode be about? I wonder based on the title.
1:44.0	It's about big cats.
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