Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

And action. Hello and welcome to. Sorry. Hello. Take to clap clap. Take two and ready.

Do they ever clap clap the things? Yeah. Do they do it twice? Okay. They do it actually

three times. Action. Hello and welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. The podcast where

we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is Alex and I'm Christine and

you have joined us today on day 467 of self isolation. Oh, I was like, what? Is this how long

we've been around for? Yeah, I've been counting. I have a little in my closet, a little tick

mark for every single day. We have to go through this podcast. Jesus. Okay. Well, that started

off strong. Our theme for this week is resorts in Mexico. And I was in there. Was this an

original theme for you? It was. I just popped in my head. That's incredible because I found

two emails from Alicia and Kristen. Are you serious? Yeah. That said, Hey, why don't you do

resorts in Mexico? Well, Alicia and Kristen, I promise you, I did not steal your idea

intentionally. Were they were they read? Were they read? Or were they unread? I believe

they were read. I believe they were from a while ago. Whoops. I think subconsciously they entered

your mind. But anyway, that's okay. We like to steal other people's content here at

Beach to Sandy. That's basically the whole idea of our show. Also, I'm really sorry we made

everyone so angry with our April fools. It was 1152. And Alex, Inter said, you know, our

episode comes out in eight minutes on April fools. Maybe we should do something. And so

we ran into the podcast room slash office in our pajamas and recorded that real quick.

And it got you though. Yeah, the response was quite something. I was very impressed at how

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