71: Universities in England
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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🗓️ 1 April 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Love a good panto? That must mean you're British! So stop whatever yawn-fest you're participating in, and join us as we read reviews of universities in England. Christine also reads some of the worst reviews we've had on the show, and there's nothing redeeming about them. So... enjoy?
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| 0:00.0 | And now for today's fun football scores penalty scored two mums had seven skills learned nine shyness |
| 0:07.4 | No certificate one activity book one McDonald's fan football free football coaching for all kids such McDonald's football to sign up for three sessions |
| 0:16.9 | Limited space is available kids 8 5 2 11 terms and conditions apply fever tree mediterranean tonic water |
| 0:23.6 | Made with zesty lemon time from a small family farm in Provence and |
| 0:29.2 | Decentral oils from herbs that grow in the mediterranean sunshine |
| 0:34.1 | So if three quarters of your G and T is a fever tree tonic |
| 0:39.0 | Maybe it's time to call it a T and G |
| 0:43.1 | Fever tree mix with the best |
| 0:45.4 | Oh |
| 0:47.4 | That takes me straight to the med |
| 0:50.1 | Hey folks, so unfortunately we received a bit of disheartening news this week |
| 0:54.6 | Beach, you, sanny received a season dices letter from Yelps legal team believe it or not |
| 0:59.6 | Yeah, apparently one of the elite Yelpers whose reviews we read they contacted Yelps legal team who then reached out to us and |
| 1:08.0 | We're not going to share our lawyer advised us not to share the Yelpers name or the specific review but |
| 1:14.5 | Apparently it was enough for them to want to contact Yelps in other words |
| 1:19.6 | We are no longer going to be reading reviews from Yelp. They asked us to please stop using the service from here on out |
| 1:27.3 | So we just wanted to give you that update before we got started with today's episode |
| 1:32.2 | But don't worry. We're gonna continue with the show and from now on we're going to stick to trip advisor and Google reviews |
| 1:38.0 | But please please please if you are a local guide |
| 1:42.0 | Don't reach out to Google's legal team. Yeah, we're we're not ready to face that |
| 1:47.4 | We can't afford that basically. Yep. Our lawyer has advised us to please leave Google out of it. Thank you |
| 1:55.5 | April fools taken away dad |
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