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Absolutely Not

"SAUVY B SUNRISE"

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her final farewell tour performance. Just when she thought it was time to get an IV drip of propofol for her medically induced coma, her friends throw her a surprise party filled with drag queens, secrets and snacks! Heather breaks down what a wild week its been and also hits the Absolutely Not Line and more!

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:06.5

Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:20.0

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

0:23.1

Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:26.8

Thanks for being here. We're going to have a lot of fun,

0:29.2

a lot of giggles, a lot to recap, a lot of surprises, if you will. Wow.

0:35.7

Let me just take a deep breath real quick.

0:40.8

We did it kids. We did it. We finished the farewell tour.

0:46.6

And I cannot thank each and every one of you enough from the bottom of my heart.

0:53.8

I'm not going to get choked up. I'm going to just lay it to you straight. Thank you.

0:58.4

Thank you for everything that you guys have done. Thank you for the continued support.

1:02.8

Thank you for the encouragement that gives the smiles, the laughs, all of it.

1:07.8

I don't even mean to sound cheesy right now. I just genuinely want you to know. Thank you.

1:11.5

Thank you for everything that you've done to support me.

1:14.3

And I hope that you have felt supported through my material and giggles and not taking ourselves too seriously.

1:20.3

My job is to go out there and make a giggle and I think I did it. What a way to bring home the

1:24.6

farewell tour. Nothing better than in my home state, my home city, Atlanta, Georgia,

1:29.9

the iconic Fox. It was unbelievable. And we're already in the voicemails. We're going to get

1:35.5

into the nitty gritty of the weekend and all that jazz. But walking down to the theater before

1:40.2

doors opened, before we did a sound check and seeing just the gravity of what we have built as a

1:48.6

community and just the gravity of what I've done in the sense of there's so many days where I'm in

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