FULLY BOOKED

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely not podcast, Heather is letting you know, School is out for summer and bitch we are fully booked! It doesn't matter if you are hustlin' as a lifeguard, taking the kids to camp or treating yourself to a hoagie by the highway, Summer 2023 bout to be on and poppin!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:19.9	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast.
0:25.0	I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you? Hope you're having a great week.
0:29.9	Hope you had a wonderful weekend. What's going on? What's going on?
0:34.0	A little stormy day here in Atlanta.
0:36.2	Atlanta? What was that? Atlanta. Wow. She is spiraling.
0:47.3	That's how we are. Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast. We are truly doing the most today.
0:52.0	So I'm recording this two days before the first Atlanta show. Very excited, very nervous,
0:58.1	very overwhelmed. All of the amazing emotional feelings. I just wanted to take a second to say thank
1:03.2	you. Thank you to everybody who's come out to the farewell tour over the span of literally the
1:08.4	last three years. And obviously the joke is it's not the farewell tour. We're going to be back in
1:14.4	the fall with all new material, a whole new show. Man, I've just been having so much fun on the road.
1:20.0	I just got back from Tampa this weekend to amazing shows. A lot to unpack there.
1:25.2	But I've just had so much fun and I couldn't have done it or do it without you guys. And I want
1:29.8	you to know thank you from the bottom of my heart for everybody who has bought tickets, who's been
1:34.0	encouraging, who's come to multiple shows. This really is a big moment. And I let me be self-indulgent
1:40.4	just for a hot second. This is such a full circle moment for me to be playing my hometown at the
1:45.6	Fox Theater. They said I couldn't do it. And we didn't. We sold out two nights. We will be releasing
1:51.9	some last minute tickets. So if you haven't gotten a ticket, you can't go to Heather on tour.com.
1:56.0	We will be releasing due to moving a screen over for a video component of the show. So we're going
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