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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the hotline- only to double down on the fact that women might be the REAL scammers. We've got a lady running an ER out of her garage, A time traveler, a handful of bad drivers and a sweet woman named Abby prepping for a colonoscopy- All that and more!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:02.9	Oh!
0:05.9	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.6	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:14.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:20.4	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:25.0	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:26.4	How the hell are ya?
0:28.1	I am doing great.
0:29.1	Thank you for asking.
0:30.1	I am in beautiful sunny lost angel is this week came out here for a little work and then
0:35.7	everyone got covid not me so we're pivoting real quick.
0:39.8	So kind of a shit show but nothing says hey get ready the week before you're wedding like
0:44.5	going on a business trip for probably nothing.
0:47.4	So anyways hope everyone's doing well.
0:50.4	Gurgeloyne's everyone's getting sick again.
0:52.2	Just take your zang take your vitamin D. Go for a walk in the sunshine.
0:56.0	Be careful.
0:57.0	Be safe.
0:58.0	We're just living in this shit as somebody who's had covid three times you know it is what
1:01.7	it is but does everybody you know mind your manners.
1:05.0	Yes so that's what we're doing.
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