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Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fresh off an amazing weekend of touring and is jazzed with the spirit of the Lord, We rebuke any evil in the name of Jesus... and ALSO answer your horrific voicemails on the Absolutely Not line.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:06.7 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:18.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:21.1 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMan. How are you? |
| 0:25.7 | Oh, you know what's thinking about today? How I love KeeLine pie. |
| 0:29.5 | I really do. Public supermarket, big fan of them. They have a fantastic KeeLine pie. |
| 0:34.7 | But I'm going to say something a little crazy. You know, I don't eat ass that's never been my thing. |
| 0:39.7 | I don't I don't need to put my mouth towards your butthole. |
| 0:42.9 | But when it comes to desserts, I do go ask first. What do you mean Heather? |
| 0:48.0 | Well, I turn a KeeLine pie around and I take the thicker crust, which is essentially |
| 0:53.3 | the end of the slice, right? The outer layer. I take my slice. It comes to you. |
| 0:59.2 | Pie slice. The triangle tip is always facing you. That's where you're supposed to start. |
| 1:03.7 | Then you work your way up towards the back. I always flip around my KeeLine pie and eat it |
| 1:07.9 | ass first because I like I really like it for the crust. And I don't I'm not a fan of whipped cream. |
| 1:13.6 | I'm only a fan of whipped cream. If it's freshly whipped and then I don't want it on a dessert. |
| 1:21.2 | I don't want whipped cream on a pie. I want whipped cream by itself with fresh berries. |
| 1:25.5 | I just thought I let you know that. I don't know why. I just I thought I would let you know. |
| 1:34.5 | I don't eat ass, but I do eat the ass of a pie. And that's where I'm at mentally and physically. |
| 1:40.4 | I took a nap today and I know that's your like Heather. What's the significance about that? |
| 1:44.2 | Well, I finally said it's a Monday and I said, you know what? I'm gonna fucking take a nap. |
| 1:48.4 | I'm gonna take a nap and I'm gonna do me and I took a 45 minute nap and I came in and my husband |
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