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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather finally gets her mother to sit down and give her 10 minutes of time. Robin has an extensive pro's and cons list of dating must-haves, and good luck to anyone at all that can live up to her list of demands. Naturally the conversation is as ADHD as the kid named Terry in your first grade class, but here we are folks.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.7	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same
0:11.6	damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.7	Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.7	I'm your host Heather McMahon. How the hell are you? I'm doing the most in the
0:26.3	least at the same damn time. Thick neck, thin ankles, absolutely yes. Just going to say a lot
0:32.4	of different catchphrases, tear mousseau bitch, and see what sticks. Also, feel like I need to
0:38.5	copy right a couple of those. Don't know how to do it. And if somebody else tries to do it,
0:42.8	I'll kill you. Anywho, hope everyone's well, had a wild weekend in Detroit. I'm going to get into
0:48.4	some of the crazy shit that happened to us. I had such a great time in Detroit. I had such a great
0:52.4	time in Indianapolis. What a cool weekend. Truly had some of the best hospitality we've ever
0:58.9	experienced. So had a great time. I'm going to get into that. But let me just tell you right now,
1:03.0	every time when I come home from being on the road, I walk into the house and my mother says,
1:07.6	what are you going to let me on the podcast? But she doesn't actually want to take the time,
1:11.2	the 10 minutes to sit down and record the podcast. She just wants to pop in and pop out.
1:16.0	So I have her walking into the studio right now. And Robin has some things she wants to discuss.
1:21.6	I don't know if this is going to turn into a full episode. I don't know what's about to happen.
1:25.7	But Robin McMahon is basically bullying her way into my work. So without further ado,
1:32.3	because she's the queen of ADHD. And I can only get her for right now. Let's get right into it, mom.
1:37.1	How the hell are you? What's going on? Heather, I'm doing great. I have a studio where I can't
1:42.6	nobody can hear you. Heather, I'm doing great. I get on on. I'm going to turn up your fucking mic.
1:46.7	Talk. Heather, I'm doing great. There we go. I have a studio right across from Heather's studio
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