What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos, live from the back of the chaos bus,

where we're banging you with podcast. Today's guest who's getting banged with this podcast, Sam Morrell. Banged? I didn't sign up to get banged. Come on, cuz. This is like the Milf bus or whatever they call it. the bang bus, but this is the chaos bus.

We're coming to you live from the streets of New York City.

We got Sam.

Now, this episode is going to come out on Wednesday, but let's just, we're in a very good mood, Sam and I, because the Knicks won by 51 points yesterday. That was crazy. That was crazy, dude. I heard I was in New York Comedy Club watching in the Green Room, and the Knicks at one point were up 61 points and then the Hawks

went on an 11-0 run and I heard Mike Britt from the ball he goes yo man imagine your team going

on an 11-0 run and you're still down by 50 it just made me laugh the way he said it then yeah

that was incredible man we were at the game two loss which sucks we were we were but We were, but now we bounced back. And now it's Wednesday. We're either playing the Celtics or the 76ers right now today. I don't know who we're playing. Hold on. We have some time, because we're figuring out some technical difficulties from the chaos bus, sometimes the trunk just closes on us when he thinks one of us is is one of the things you gotta figure out, man. Yeah, I know, well, you know what? You're only the second guest so far. Oh, no, see, the second or third guest? Technically, we didn't run the first one. We got Nick Titoro, John Tatoro's brother. So now... You better hope Jerry doesn't catch wind of this, dude. I know. Comedians and trunks talking about a Yeah, comedians and trunks talking about you know banging And then we get some people involved, you know, you're gonna get a season desist letter from Jerry's people Oh my God. I've already bombed enough with him. I told that story on your pot. I know I've got the text the infamous text and then he texted about it. I was like, I still don't get it.

I was like, Jerry, I just want to-

He said that?

Yeah, he said to me a text.

He's still pissed about a shitty joking guy.

Yeah, yeah. He was like, I still don't understand why. I was like, Jerry, I don't know. It's make, you're making it worse. It sucks that it's taking up real estate and Jerry Seinfeld's mind.

That guy's got a lot on his mind.

Yeah, I got it.

I never forget.

I was, I was, I forget. This was last year. I see a text coming in from Jerry Seinfeldon, and your heart's like, oh, this is awesome. And then it was just, hey, can you please explain this? And then it was your clip of me bombing and getting the bottle broken over my head. And then had to fricking scramble and and actually explain it in a serious way and he was like i still don't

understand and i was like i'm sorry dude you the three you have a mutual friend me jerry you

sam and jerry matt altman oh matt altman yeah the Matt Altman. Did Jerry, oh, because he books Jerry.

And then he did the gold gloves this year. And then I did the gold gloves a year before. I did the, oh, Matt's the best. I felt terrible. It was one of those gigs at the gold glove dinner for baseball where you're just like, you just know you're going to bomb. Yep. Because you're walking on the Plaza Hotel, which I'm in New Yorker.

I've never set foot in the plaza.

So I was like, which, like, I'm a New Yorker.

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