Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast. Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car. 00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk 01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos 02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus 04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained 06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans 08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate 10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing) 12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts) 16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins 20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails 23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice 25:00 Garage door disaster begins 27:30 BlueChew ad read 29:00 Garage situation spirals 32:00 Chaos Bus reality check 35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk 38:00 Vito hospital scare story 42:00 T-ball parenting moment 45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant 47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos 49:00 Fans crossing the line UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Upgrade your denim game with rag & bone! Get 20% off sitewide with code CHRISSY at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:12.4	What did they call with Bin Laden? Where did he live? A compound, yeah. This is the chaos compound. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Chrissy Chaos. I'm coming to you live from my trunk, aka known as the Chaos Bus. Here's the new way this show is going to work. Okay, I'm going to be coming to you from as many different locations as i can each week from my trunk i'm going to pop the trunk and i'm going to
1:16.9	sit in the back of it so i want to mostly be in new york city but i'll be anywhere so i want
1:23.1	you to like and subscribe to youtube.com slash christie comedy because every Wednesday, Chrissy Chaos is coming at you.
1:29.3	Okay, we're going to try to get you up by 3 p.m.
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