What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos, live from the Chaos Bus.

We don't have any guests today because Netflix is a joke comedy festival is going on in Los Angeles,

and all the comedians are there. And I got asked to go, but I said no, because it was a power move by me,

but also a very stupid move by me. So now I, here I am sitting in the back of my trunk on 76 Street. Coming to you live from 10023, the zip code 10023 or is it area code? No zip code.

1 0023 which is actually the largest, it has the most members of the 1% in any zip code in the world live right here in the 10023.

So I'm coming to you live from the streets, hoping that somebody walks by and I can get a sugar daddy.

Now, here's what's going on, okay?

First of all, I'm sitting Native American style because I read all your comments last week. Every time I have my legs hanging down, it would make the trunk open and close again.

Some people like that being part of the show. Some people didn't.

But I'm going to try to sit Native American style, aka Indian style,

aka Cherokee style.

And what I'm going to do is try to see if I can go a whole episode

without the trunk closing if people walk by we're gonna try to get people involved

we're gonna see what happens today it we don't know okay it's it's a little

chilly here in New York City I noticed because Vito was wearing a t-shirt and

then he very casually as we were talking got his jacket which you know Vito was wearing a t-shirt and then he very casually, as we were talking, got his jacket, which, you know, Vito's a big man and he said, I'm cold.

And he just, Vito right now is off camera. I could see him and he just looks like a chilly bitch.

You know, I'm not one of those like larger guys that'll like wear a pair, wear a pair of shorts just to, like, prove a point. Yeah, I like that. I get cold just like everybody else, man. Did you go to the gym this morning? No, because we had a daycare at 8 a.m. They had muffins with mommy for Mother's Day. Ooh, nice. Did you have a little muffin? I didn't because I felt like they only had enough for the moms. Yeah. Yeah, the thing, and the truth is, is, you know, for me, if I was at muffins with mommy, I would have had more than one muffin and some mom wouldn't have gotten a muffin, and I would have said, you can just eat your muffin top and then I would have said

something silly like that thing he was a good joke and funny and then really offended someone and

had to later on apologize so Mother's Day is Sunday it'll be in the past when this comes out

yes you just had a look of fear in your eyes like you've planned nothing okay so here's the truth

about Mother's Day is I planned that is correct I've planned absolutely nothing because I have Mother's Day this week and then my mother's 70th

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