Cleaning the Baseboards of Life
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is hitting the Absolutely Not Hotline to answer your hard hitting questions- like "Why can't we make Tanning Booths a thing again" or "What should I do if I have Alopecia on my head but not my crotch". Heather dissects her own quarter life crisis while simultaneously helping your figure out yours- its a real team effort this week!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:09.2 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:19.6 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:22.6 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:26.3 | How are ya? |
| 0:27.4 | Hell yeah, let's do it baby. |
| 0:32.0 | Here we are, sitting in my office, |
| 0:35.4 | basement of my mother's house, which is also my house, but she reminds me daily. |
| 0:40.0 | It's hers. I've got a beautiful candlelit. It's from Byredo. |
| 0:45.1 | I believe the scent is loveless. It's beautiful. A couple of gals brought it to me when I was on |
| 0:50.3 | tour and I want you to know if you're listening. I like this candle every time I do the podcast |
| 0:55.2 | and I slowly watch it burn. I think of all the things wrong with the world. |
| 1:02.0 | I'm kidding. We're going to keep it positive. |
| 1:04.0 | We're going to keep it positive. We have a lot to get into. |
| 1:06.8 | I'm hitting the voicemails today hard. I was going through some of them this morning |
| 1:10.8 | and y'all are just as in a, I guess, welcome back to America Funk as I am. |
| 1:17.5 | Really did not think that getting settled back from my whirlwind month in Europe |
| 1:22.8 | was going to be this jarring, but a sure has found myself over the weekend just |
| 1:29.3 | hitting the baseboards. What does that mean Heather? I just at one point, I got this really |
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