Godfrey's Cordial

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! On today's ep, Emily has an anti Endorse-Horse about a live action remake, and Lisa is riding her horse through your neighborhood and she does not need to explain her actions. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Godfrey's Cordial," a patent medicine, containing laudanum (tincture of opium) in a sweet syrup, which was commonly used as a sedative to quiet infants and children in Victorian England. Editor's note: here's some info about that secret ingredient in Emily's imported toothpaste https://medium.com/@ravenstine/the-curious-history-of-novamin-toothpaste-620c6bef8881

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is Baby Geniuses
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses
0:15.0	We know everything
0:17.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:20.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:21.0	baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.1	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I I'm Emily. I'm Lisa and this is the very first
0:38.2	podcast that has ever been hosted by us.
0:44.0	That's true.
0:47.0	Yeah, we are
0:49.0	We deserve a lot of a lot of credit for that.
0:52.0	A lot. I'm really proud of us for finally making a podcast.
0:58.0	Hosted by us.
1:01.0	How are you doing, Emily? Happy Libra season. Thank you. I'm so sick of
1:07.9	astrology. Yeah I don't really I don't really pay a lot of attention to it, but it is like a comforting thing like just people just keeping like don't worry Mercury's not going to be in retrograde on Sunday.
1:23.0	It's like, I guess it's helpful to think about that.
1:28.0	Is it?
1:29.0	I don't know.
1:30.0	Apparently mercury retrograde is lasting through the weekend or something.
1:33.3	I don't know.
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