Room 308 is a DISASTER! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 97

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is recovering from a long GAY weekend in New Hope, PA. Christmas trains suck. Guy falls off cruise ship and loses 20 pounds in a night. Shout out the guy chris' daughter called fat! Chris is a baileys boy now!!! HES GONNA GET FAT FAT FAT! Christmas spirit is RAGING THIS YEAR! Chris reads his daughter's Christmas list on air. Shout out LOL dolls. Chris talks what movie he watched with his family this week. Smile is SCARY! Is Chris raising Joe DeRosa?! Eric Adam's is going after mental illness. Chris talks about his NEW TV show thats filming this week. Should we exile Trump and Kanye West? @JoeSantagato gets pranked live on air LOL GOT EM. Chris is getting his home defense game up with some night vision goggles. CHRIS BOUGHT NIGHT VISION GOGGLES. Jazz joins the program! People are showing up to trans events with guns. Jan 6 was really so strange. Everyone should wear their emotional night vision goggles and STFU!!!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Get 90% off RexMD with our exclusive link -> RexMD.com/CHAOS! #rexmdpod kiwico.com/chaos hellofresh.com/chaos18 code chaos18 trymiracle.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody brand new hour of stand up material come on through we just added Phoenix January 26 to the 28th those shows selling so go Phoenix Arizona brand new hour of stand up material all different
0:14.0	Especially was she we got Charlotte December 15th almost sold out Ashfield December 16th is sold out Charleston December 17th
0:21.8	I believe it's close to sold out New Year's Eve baby Huntington Long Island New Year's Eve two shows December 31st
0:29.4	Then we got January 12th in New Orleans January 13th, Houston January 14th Dallas Chris D comedy dot com for Tiki Wickey's Chris D comedy dot com for Tiki Wickey's I got a brand new hour of stand up material I'm the new Kanye Chris
0:43.7	Yeah
0:50.1	Hello everyone welcome to Chrissy chaos how you doing how you doing how you doing how you doing how you doing how you doing
0:56.4	Yeah, we're here we're in a gym okay because guess what we were supposed to have Dylan Dennis on the UFC fighter and then he canceled last minute
1:08.2	And we were going to do a whole thing in the gym he was going to choke me out and Pimp had a got a little blood pressure
1:14.4	Cup was going to put it around the ring of my penis and see if I maintained in erection while he was choking me out
1:18.8	We had a whole thing planned and then he canceled and what was I going to say to Dylan Dennis come over here and cancel to my face
1:25.8	No, because then he bounced my head off of off a dumbbell so I said nothing I went okay cool
1:33.2	All and I hearted it because you know what it is folks. Do you want to know what it is? I'm a little pussy
1:39.8	Okay, and that's just what it is and I was hoping that Dylan Dennis would come over
1:47.0	I'm hoping that Tim Dylan Dennis would come over and just you know teach me how to be a man
1:52.9	But he did it he canceled and hopefully he comes this week
1:58.3	Or next week and we get him on the show
2:00.4	I think that he probably wanted to just be on hey babe and when I said listen
2:04.6	Sal's Sal literally is missing in Vietnam Sal's
2:08.8	Sal's been killed in action in Vietnam. I said
2:12.9	He's in Ukraine. Yeah, Sal's killed in action in Ukraine. He's K. Okay
2:17.4	so
2:18.7	So I said that I think that's why he canceled but he said he was tired from a long weekend
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